Pottery Barn Can Suck It.

There are very few things that tick me off more than when I don’t get my Pottery Barn catalog.
I drove my happy ass back from Thanksgiving in Dallas and the one and only thing I wanted was to snuggle my dogs and rip pages out of a pottery barn catalog.

That’s all I wanted.

Too much to ask, apparently.

And here it is, Dec 2nd, and I still don’t have my catalog.

Its throwing me into a Christmas decorating funk.

See, usually, Christmas decorating is the event that makes me jump around and squeal with delight. I run around my house decorating until its done, even if it takes till 3am.

It usually makes husband run for the hills, as it is his job to remove the 53,058 Christmas boxes from the attic.

However, this year, I’m kinda dragging my feet.

I have no inspiration. No drive to deck the halls. Er walls.

Since the day after thanksgiving I’ve been SLOWLY putting stuff up.

I have a tree. It has lights. No ornaments.

My mantel is just, eh. (mostly because I hung that hideous coffee filter wreath on the mirror. Still trying to figure out that cataclysmic crafting disaster)

My baby tree I put in the office every year is pissing me off. It’s a fake prelit tree and the MIDDLE branches aren’t working. The MIDDLE!! What am I supposed to do with that? (I really shouldn’t complain, I bought that tree for $5 at a garage sale 2 years ago)

So, moral of the story is, Im a lazy decorator normally, but whithout my beloved pottey barn catalog I’m super de duper lazy to the max.

Do you think Pottery Barn knows I steal their ideas instead of buying their astronomically overpriced stuff?

Maybe that’s why they stopped sending me their catalog.

Hmmm….

PS this is an attemt to explain why I haven’t posted anything Christmas related yet.  Hopefully by monday I’ll have my act together.