Chicken Salad That Will Make You Slap Your Mama
I am not a cook. As a matter of fact, I have only learned anything about cooking because I got married 4 years ago. And Husbands need to eat apparently. The way I cook is very lazy. Kind of like I clean. If its not easy I’m not doing it. Enter the easiest chicken salad…
Read MoreA Domestic Hawt Mess
What you are about to see is embarrassing. Yeah… Go ahead and judge my domestic abilities. Lord knows I do. I had to do something! I couldn’t let Husband live like this! (please know this is dripping with delicious sarcasm. like he EVER goes under the sink for ANYTHING) Excuse me why I laugh…
Read MoreMy own personal hell
I detest working out Exercise of any kind really. Except Hockey, which isn’t super easy to play down here in the sauna south. Husband was a personal trainer in college. He thinks that gives him permission, nay, the right, to holler at me like a drill sergeant and MAKE me work out. I hate it.…
Read MoreAirline Shopping
Yes. Airline. Not Online. Skymall has always fascinated me. As I flip through the pages while waiting impatiently for my ginger ale, there are products I see that literally make me say “who the eff would want/need/waste money on that? And then, without fail, on the next page I. MUST. HAVE. THAT. It’s a conundrum…
Read MoreBoots are My Best Friend
So the season premiere of Project Runway was on last night. I watched most of it. (Jersey Shore came on at 9…) While watching Project Runway, I was reading 2 of my favorite blogs: …Love Maegan and What I Wore. Without these two blogs I’d have no earthly idea what to wear. or buy. So……
Read MoreLaundry is the Devil
If I could pick the absolute worst chore on God’s green earth it would be laundry. That’s why when Husband is home I make his life hell unless he does all of the laundry. Do you have any idea how many “hand wash” shirts I’ve sacrificed just so I don’t have to do the laundry?…
Read MoreLatest Painting Adventure……
So I decided my mom needed a little color in her life. I thought painting her living room would be a good Mothers day gift and if I got my siblings to help it would be ohhh sooo wonderful and thoughtful “daughter of the year award” thank you very much….. You know how everything is…
Read MoreConfessions of an Oil Wife
This is going to be all “waaaa I’m bored/alone/talk to my dogs because no one is home” so don’t say I didn’t warn you…. So. For those of you that don’t know, the oil field sux. I think most of my facebook statuses (stati?) involve me saying “suck it oil field, kthxbi” However, Husband loves…
Read MoreNerd Alert
What I am about to reveal is embarrassing. Back story: I get about a bazillion magazines in the mail. I love them. I save the ones that have pictures that I want to steal use for inspiration. Enter Husband. Husband hates clutter and apparently my mags are considered clutter. How dare he. So, I had…
Read MoreHow to Hang a Photo without putting 47 holes in the Wall
Before we moved into the new house, I had to bribe Husband to hang up photos and pictures on the wall. I never wanted to do it because I knew it would be crooked as shit and as I tried to get it level I would put a thousand holes in the wall. Well, Husband…
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